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SHORT STORY BEHIND THIS PICTURE:

All my friends know, hopefully, by now – that I am the #Cynical and #Skeptical #Author of #Modern #Times. Somebody commented on this image, and since I respect that person very much, I thought that of my accord, I ought to explain, by way of a short true story, why I posted this on #Facebook. So tighten your seatbelts and read on:

Once upon a time, there was a young man who changed his fields of study from the faculty of Arts to the faculty of Commerce, after graduation. Initially, he never could understand the difference between a #Debit and a #Credit, leave aside the three #Golden #Rules of #Accountancy.

He took upon himself the tremendous and arduous task of re-learning from scratch the subject of Commerce and Accountancy. Being a #Science student upto the 12th standard held him in good stead here, and with his dedication and never-say-die attitude he studied hard, joined the #Davar’s #College of #Commerce for a #Crash #Course and successfully became a #Chartered #Accountant in due course of time.

He spent the next #Five years of his professional life as an #Employee in the #Industry, during which he created many a #successful innovative projects in each #Organization that he was employed with, names are not important, because what he was able to #achieve was what his focus became.

Some of the #Pioneering work that he did, are listed here: (1) Setting up a #Fully #Computerised #Accounts department (2) Setting up a #Radio #Paging Centre in Indore and Surat (3) Settting up a #Credit #Control department controlling 46 difference locations within India (4) Creating a #Payroll Package in #Clipper and in #Foxpro (5) Becoming a #Forensic #Accounting and #Fraud #Prevention certified #CA and lastly (6) Certified wtih a #Diploma in #Information #Systems #Audit.

In the course of the three decades of his career, he has #trained more than two dozen people in the use of #Excel and #Spreadsheet #Formulae – quite apart from becoming the #Deadly #VBA #Programmer that he is today.”

So that is the reason, friends. Read the #quote with that #History in mind and judge for yourself. Cheers !!

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09-Sep-2017 | 11:20 Hours IST

Having the requisite #Industrial #Experience along with being an #Economics #Honours #Graduate from #SRCCDelhiUniv – add to that my scientific background as a Science Stream student upto 12th Standard from #MSVV – the topping of being one of the most highly intelligent, intuitive and creative #Chartered #Accountants in the country – makes me someone YOU ought to need as a top-notch #Consultant, right?

09-Sep-2017 | 11:24 Hours IST